Shit Mountain

So I'm posting another song I've written, but I have a decent reason. I wrote this some time ago and now a friend of mine, Michael Glatzmaier, is sometimes using it for his stand-up set. When I wrote it thought I was really super talented, then realized I'm not exactly surrounding myself with Isaac Newtons.

I’m the winning ticket in this massive pile of losers
I’m the smartest guy in this roof of dipshit an idiots
I’m the prettiest girl at this club for bearded women
And I’m the richest fatcat in the entire welfare line

So don’t tell me I’ve got such a great life
I’m just the cream of the crop at the tip of the top of shit mountain

I’m the suavest man at this comic book convention
I’m the sanest patient on this psychiatric ward
I’m the best worker on this here highway road crew
And I’m the freest unbroken horse living in the stable

So don’t tell me I’ve got such a great life
I’m just the cream of the crop at the tip of the top of shit mountain

I’m the most beautiful swan at this filthy ass duck pond
I’m the tallest actor in this production of Wizard of Oz
I’m the most nutritious dish on this fast food menu
And I’m the best lover you ever had

So don’t tell me I’ve got such a great life
I’m just the cream of the crop at the tip of the top of shit mountain Yeah ah ah
I’m just the cream of the crop at the tip of the top of shit mountain Oh oh oh
So don’t tell me I’ve got such a great life.